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Disclaimer: Products sold by Hapy Kitchen are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
Meet alice!
Alice is a 25-year-old licensed cannabis employee and amateur glassworker who uses cannabis to relax, wind down, and live her life to the fullest. . After her first experience with the Hapy Kitchen Chocolate Brownie, she knew that she had found *her* edible. With it’s delicious flavor and ooey gooey center, the Hapy Kitchen Chocolate Brownie has consistent and relaxing effects she knows she can count on.
On nights when she’s having trouble winding down, the Hapy Kitchen brownie eases her into a sound and restful sleep. After using cannabis products to relax in the past, Alice found that the Hapy Kitchen brownie doesn’t leave her with that groggy, sluggish feeling the next morning. The chocolate brownie allows her to medicate without worry. Additionally, the brownies provide a delicious evening treat that she looks forward to each and every day.
As a cannabis enthusiast, Alice knows that high-quality ingredients and top-quality THC are what set an edible apart from the rest. With the Hapy Kitchen Chocolate Brownie, Alice knows that she’s getting the best of both worlds, and understands why it won 1st place at the 2020 Oregon Cannabis Cup.
Meet ramona!
After battling for years to get sober, Ramona says it’s wonderful knowing Hapy Kitchen is choosing to make edibles in a thoughtful way. As a patient, Hapy Kitchen edibles help her maintain a positive mental outlook as well as her physical health as a sober person. The consistency of Hapy Kitchen’s edibles allow her to medicate and recreate responsibly.
She’s able to dose carefully with the 1:1 sativa tincture for a smooth morning wake-me-up that allows her to carefully manage her anxiety while still being functional and ready for work. Ramona also loves to use Hapy Kitchen brownies for pain management and sleeplessness when she needs a heartier dose of THC. The deliberately and consistently produced products make it easy for Ramona to continue to return to a brand that she knows she can count on.
Meet Raina!
Raina, cannabis equity activist and cancer patient in treatment, loves both Uplift Sativa Citrus and Relax Indica Chai Tinctures by Hapy Kitchen to manage her ever-evolving symptoms to maintain a more elevated and high quality of life.
Chemotherapy wreaks havoc on the body, so the quality and consistency of tinctures are very important to Raina. The first time Raina added Uplift Sativa Citrus Tincture to her smoothie in the morning she had the most productive day she has had in years. Focused, efficient, calm, and uplifted, Raina is able to function without anxiety or distraction when she uses this tincture.
In the evenings or when rest is needed, she switches it up and adds the Relax Indica Chai Tincture to homemade teas for a deep, restful, and rejuvenating sleep. Using ingredients like tea spices, cinnamon bark, rose petals, lavender, and almond milk, Raina finds that the Hapy Kitchen Relax tincture not only tastes AMAZING in her tea but also offers pain, neurological, and nausea relief. She experiences less memory loss and confusion during the day, and as a result, has better days more often.
The quality and consistent effect are the main reasons that Raina keeps Hapy Kitchen tinctures on hand. The taste is simply a flavorful bonus that makes every day more enjoyable.
Meet Vi!
Vi, a mother, survivor and PCOS patient, chooses Hapy Kitchen Fruit Smackers when Vi (they) needs neurological support and relief from pain to be able to juggle the demands of modern day moms. Feeling confident about cannabis edible dosing is incredibly important to Vi, as someone with a sensitive system. They are relieved that Hapy Kitchen edibles produce consistent effects every time they take them.
The taste was “so darn delicious” that Vi looks forward to eating Hapy Kitchen products, their favorite being the Fruit Smackers. The convenient packaging, clear directions and concise markings on the individual morsels makes Vi feel confident and in control of their experience. Within about a half hour of taking their preferred dose, they feel like they can breathe again. The back and abdominal pain from their PCOS subsides and they feel overall relief in their body.
Vi feels clear minded and productive with the Uplift options, and is impressed by the long lasting effects of the Relax products. Their ability to manage the ups and downs of CPTSD and their painfully debilitating symptoms from PCOS in the moment with Hapy Kitchen Edibles allows Vi to choose natural options over pharmaceuticals. As a result, their overall wellness and quality of life is better, Making Vi feel confident and proud of being a great mom and person.
meet jamal!
Jamal is a comedian, rap vocal coach, and cannabis industry professional who enjoys Hapy Kitchen Uplift Chocolate bars to maintain an elevated vibe, even when he is struggling with symptoms from IBS C and CPTSD. The quality and integrity of anything Jamal consumes is super important because he uses food to help achieve the desired overall wellness he is seeking. Symptoms like nausea and anxiety are a constant struggle and Jamal is continually impressed at how he consistently feels so much better after he consumes a couple of squares of the Chocolate Bars.
Jamal is a performer in more ways than and loves how the uplifting effects of Hapy Kitchen products bring him to where he wants to be - social, calm, happy, and sharp. As a cannabis industry professional Jamal has the opportunity to try many different edible products and he is a true fan and consumer of Hapy Kitchen. The amazing quality and flavor of the Chocolates make Jamal think “that these should be available in every single dispensary” for everyone to have access to. He keeps a stock in the house to impress guests with or to enjoy on his own and highly recommends giving a bar to your love on Valentine’s Day “because it is that good”.
Meet aMY!
Amy, a SW Portland Mom and fabrication specialist, who suffers from an anxious racing brain and insomnia is always looking for the perfect edible to mellow her vibe and help her focus.
Functionality and productivity is at the top of mind when consuming cannabis edibles the night before another busy day and the Hapy Kitchen Indica Apple Fruit Smackers hit the spot for Amy the first time she tried them.
The delicious juicy flavor and texture made her tasting experience nostalgic and enjoyable. However, the really exciting thing about these gummy morsels, for Amy, was the consistent effects she had after trying them multiple times. She eases into relaxation and sleep without feeling knocked out and then stays asleep for the night, waking refreshed.
Feeling in control of her experience, Amy is able to go to Hapy Kitchen Fruit Smackers knowing that she is going to have a great night, every night.
Meet leah!
Leah, cannabis activist, writer, editor, and high energy mom of 3, likes the Hapy Kitchen Relax tincture because of its consistency and delivery of the desired effect. With such a busy life and juggling so many obligations at all times, Leah often needs help winding down when she needs to.
The dosing recommendations work well for her and help guide her when she’s ready to calm her mind and body at the end of a long day of working and parenting. The chai flavor is both spicy and sweet, which is enjoyable and gentle on the palate. It is delicious on its own or in a cup of tea before bed. The tincture is not only helpful to her for drifting off to sleep, but also for sleeping through the night so her mind and body are recharged and ready to go for the next big day ahead.
Meet samantha!
Samantha is the co-founder of Tokeativity, founder of @prismhousepdx, a mom, musician, and foodie urban farmer who has worked in the ancillary cannabis industry for 6 years and counting; connecting the community through her events and graphic design. Her relationship with cannabis changed dramatically after a neck injury that resulted in a transient ischemic attack (TIA) in 2019. Sam experiences recovery side effects similar to those of a small stroke and she has found many other edibles to cause anxiety and restlessness due to her new brain sensitivities. Hapy Kitchen Relax Caramels are Sam’s go-to treat when she is looking for relaxation and sleep because of their predictability and amazing, consistent flavor.
As a foodie and event planner, Samantha obsesses over delicious flavor combinations and one of her all-time favorite combinations is salty and sweet. The Hapy Kitchen Sea Salt Caramels are the perfect example of how this flavor combo should be. Dietary restrictions are a part of most any recovery and Sam loves that the caramels are gluten-free and made with high-quality ingredients.
Sam melts into relaxation after eating some of the Hapy Kitchen Caramels and wakes up feeling sharp, refreshed, and recharged every time. Living a high energy and joyful life is important to Sam, as a mom and business owner, and she keeps Hapy Kitchen Caramels on hand to help her live to the fullest each day.
MEET ANDY!
Andy, a Portland-based craft culture connoisseur and cannabis advocate with a heart of gold, melted into heaven when he first tried the Hapy Kitchen Dark Chocolate + Raspberry indica chocolate bar as an after dinner treat.
His love for craft culture brings him all over Oregon to try quality food, beverages and of course, cannabis. But, he often struggles to find edible brands that so beautifully merge his adoration of quality cannabis with curated, high end food products.
Upon opening the package, he immediately appreciated the scoring on the chocolate bar to make it easy for him to break off his desired dosage of 5, 10 or even sometimes 20 milligrams.
One bite in and he could not get over the incredible pops of flavor coming from perfectly dried raspberries amidst delicious dark chocolate. Hapy Kitchen Dark Chocolate + Raspberry exceeded Andy’s expectations so much that he enjoyed another square of dark chocolate in the morning with his coffee the next day!
Meet eden!
Eden is a cannabis enthusiast and empty nester who is furthering her education as an honors student in Plant Science. As a busy woman who is a survivor of childhood trauma, Eden uses cannabis to cope with the stresses and ups and downs of everyday life. Triggers and anxiety can pop up and cannabis helps her manage those symptoms with ease.
The delicious flavor of the Hapy Kitchen Sativa Coffeelicioius Caramel, in combination with a desirable effect for Eden’s full days of work and school, keep her coming back for more. She feels energized in her mind and relaxed in her body when she takes these Caramels. Eden is productive and happy when Hapy Kitchen assists her through each step forward in her school and career.
The moment she took the first bite of a Hapy Kitchen Caramel, Eden knew she would be a customer for life. The coffee flavor works beautifully with the terpenes to create a harmonious experience for her pallet. The consistent desired effect is the home run, for Eden, as she is always looking to keep her vibes high and herself moving forward personally and professionally!
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